Ryan:

hey, batter, batter, hey
batter, batter swing.

chad:

i’ve got to just do my thing

ryan:

hey, batter, batter, hey
batter, batter swing.

i’ll show you that it’s one and the same:
baseball, dancing, same game.
it’s easy:
step up to the plate, start swinging

chad:

i wanna play ball now, and that’s all
this is what i do
it ain’t no dance that you can show me

girls:

you’ll never know if you never try

chad:

there’s just one little thing
that stops me every time
yeah

ryan:

come on!

chad:

i don’t dance

ryan & girls:

i know you can

chad:

not a chance
ryan & girls:

if i could do this, well,
you could do that.

chad:

but i don’t dance

ryan:

hit it out of the park!

chad:

i don’t dance

ryan:

i say you can

chad:

there’s not a chance

ryan:

slide home, you score,
swinging on the dance floor

chad:

i don’t dance, no


ryan:

hey, batter, batter, hey
batter, batter swing.

chad:

i’ve got to just do my thing

ryan:

hey, batter, batter, hey
batter, batter swing.


two-stepping, now you’re up to bat
bases loaded, do your dance
it’s easy:
take your best shot, just hit it

chad:

i’ve got what it takes, playing my game,
so you better spin that pitch
you’re gonna throw me, yeah
i’ll show you how i swing

girls:

you’ll never know if you never try

chad:

there’s just one little thing
that stops me every time
yeah...

ryan:

come on!

chad:

i don’t dance

ryan & girls:

i know you can

chad:

not a chance

ryan & girls:

if i could do this, well,
you could do that.

chad:

but i don’t dance

ryan:

hit it out of the park!

chad:

i don’t dance

ryan:

i say you can

chad:

there’s not a chance

ryan:

slide home, you score,
swinging on the dance floor

chad:

i don’t dance, no

ryan:

learn back, tuck it in, take a chance
swing it out, spin around, do the dance

chad:

i wanna play ball, not dance hall
i’m making a triple, not a curtain call

ryan:

i can prove it to you ‘til you know it’s true,
because i can swing it, i can bring it
to the diamond too.

chad:

you’re talking a lot;
show me what you got.
stop.

all:

swing!




ryan:

hey! come on, swing it like this.
oh swing!

chad:

ooh!

ryan:

jitterbug...just like that.

that’s what i mean,
that’s how you swing.

chad:

you make a good pitch but i don’t believe.

ryan:

i say you can

chad:

i know i can’t

chad & ryan:

i don’t dance!!!

ryan:

you can do it

chad:

i don’t dance, no.

ryan:

nothin’ to it. atta boy, atta boy. yeah!

chad:

hey batter, batter, hey
batter, batter what?


ryan:

one, two, three, four, everybody swing!

ryan:
come on!

chad:

i don’t dnace

ryan:

i know you can

chad:

not a chance

ryan & girls:

if i could do this, well,
you could do that.

chad:

but i don’t dance

ryan:

hit it out of the park!

chad:

i don’t dance

ryan:

i say you can

chad:

there’s not a chance

ryan & girls:

ryan & girls:

slide home, you score,
swinging on the dance floor

chad:

i don’t dance, no